Heaven and Hell ...

Heaven is where the police are British,
the mechanics German, the cooks are French,
the lovers Italian, and all is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the mechanics are French, the cooks are British,
the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians!
(Eliane Kirchner)


It could be worse.
They could all be Belgians ...
They'd speak three different languages,
they'd disagree on anything ...
especially the organizing part ...