Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Against all odds?

There's a 12% Chance You've Been Abducted ByAliens

There's virtually no chance you've been abducted by aliens.

But there's always hope for the future!

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

I guess I already should have known.
I don't think those Aliens would ever want me.
After all, I have no unexpected nosebleeds, and I don't see any strange flashes of light either!
My mouth tastes perfectly normal, thank you!
I do not dream I'm being operated on,
nor that those wild animals are feasting on my delicious flesh.
That's why it's perfectly normal that I sleep very well at night.
I don't wake up in the middle of the night crying for no reason.
Of course, if I was dreaming about being eaten by wild animals,
I would not be surprised to wake up crying either!
There is no "lost time" in my life that I cannot account for,
exept for the fact that there just are not enough hours in my day...

I'm a perfectly normal human being.

Oh well, I guess I can live with that.
I'll just have to find something else to blog about!